Sunday, 21 December 2025

A long way to come

Last home game of the year so a trip down to Devil Dog Land with 3 of the BureBoi tribe yesterday with a stop off at the old town.


Local tide table deployed. It might have done but ebbing hard  by 1.30pm 


The Jobserve Community Stadium is lack lustre even after a mere 70 odd miles. Pint required.



Must have been even more lack lustre for the travelling Newport County faithful, their team firmly rooted to the bottom of the EFL pyramid. After a recount I guess they bought 60 odd.


Apart from s brief second half rally seeing their wonder kid scoring from way inside his own half they had little to cheer about with some fantastic wing play from the U's delivering an emphatic 4-1 win and 5 points off the play- off spots. Happy days.











Monday, 8 December 2025

An absolute shower of shite.

A bit like Engerland Baz Bollocks  (Spot on Jim Maxwell) today was an absolute shower of shite. I'd done my back in yesterday taking an innocuous walk up the drive  and it wasn't a lot better today so I painfully unloaded the feeder paraphernalia in favour of the 'light' chub gear. Long drive down to Chocolate Box Cottage-cum-Devil Dog land on the border defining Stour. Looked in good nick, so I took the only logical decision to put an hour free ticket on the dash of the Charabanc and walk in to town to spend considerably more than I  would save by coming back to buy an up to 4 hour ticket as opposed to an all day one. Enjoyed my pint of Crouch Vale and  'spicy my arse' dried Haba beans though.


The session started well with a pull in the second swim 

and I even good naturedly ignored the doggy antics in my next baited swim..


Giving Fido a wide berth I opted for the 'One before the Banker' swim and  a definite tap, tap, pull which I missed having only pricked the chub. Cue the welcome arrival of The Loafer to act as
Ghillie and Lens Man. Having shown me a promising crease after the twats with no sense had done their usual open the sluices for no reason afternoon duties he set about documenting the most inept hour of 'angling' he has ever witnessed (since last time).





Can't add to that..





Tuesday, 2 December 2025

I'll get a man in

Commander in Chief has got a man in to plaster a damp wall. He was supposed to come to day, but artisan lime plaster craftsmen being what they are today turned in to tomorrow so I had a spare hour or so to check out the Aquarium. The fish have been pushed in by the increased flow and to evade the Black Plague. Fish from the first drop in (a good 11 feet or so down) and mostly dace, nice ones too. I did lose a very good roach to a hook pull so swore a little bit. Grass not yet trampled so I guess not many prospectors panning for gold yet. 



Now I know that they are back in the lock I'll be back with more selective baits.

Monday, 1 December 2025

A glimmer of light on the horizon

A brave band of chrome yellow straight out of my paintbox streaks the sky. So observed Ronald Blyth of winter light opening up a portend of change to come in  his opening lines of Next to Nature. I'd planned to be chubbing today not too far down the Stour valley from Bottengoms Farm, his home on the Suffolk/Essex border once the domicile of John Nash, painter of British  landscapes Instead I skulked around the lanes of North Norfolk in a stygian gloom, having obeyed the foreboding Weather App and stayed firmly rodless in Norfolk. No band of any hue. just dank, wind filled murk.

Yesterday I had  a portent of change in hues of silver, blue and fiery red. Only a river angler really sees those colours. Winter roach. I'd started on the mill pool above the Soay meadow, working out where  the dace wanted the maggots to be in that slacker glide at my feet, tripping along the crease


Chunky dace too, and game battlers in the faster weir water. Wild brownies too. But a snag claimed my prized Loafer made balsa bringing proceedings to an untimely halt.



Roach Straight had been obliterated by the evil Black Plague hordes and had become a virtual Cyanide Straight. Perhaps the roach had regained a tentative fin hold again? On the fringes of legality I hunkered down as discretely as I could, so much so a passer-by remarked on the stealth green-ness of my presence in my new Big Coat and a green bucket, the likes of which he'd never seen before. 


Rather than retackle the trotting rod I laid down a little trail of bait with a small 20grm cage feeder whilst I scanned up and down for tell-tile signs of fish as the roach often did roll on dusk here. 


At first it was the timid little grebes hugging the far margins, then a splashy small fish and then a larger  roll, a glimpse of red. The tip jagged as the the feeder sank, a fish on the drop. No netter and not even a quarter of the size I was after but that brilliant silver, metallic blue and the reddest of red eyes and fins. Not a hint of a cruel v-shaped beak mark to behold.